"Never
go back" was a piece of
paternalistic advice once offered
to me in the late 1970s by an old
drinking friend known to me as
"John the gangster".
The "back" he had in
mind consisted of certain louche
Mediterranean resorts, swish
hotels, dangerous women, and of
course prison, elements that had
shaped his life as a jewel thief.
With no such colour or variety in
my background, it had seemed a
redundant aphorism at the time.
But the better I got to know
"John" and myself, I
could see that there were
occasions when it might apply.
The first of these was a school
reunion, framed as a dinner for
all former pupils and their
partners. There had been no great
tradition to this, the school in
question having floundered and
fallen into decay thanks to
government machinations, both
local and national, in the 1970s,
when state education was a
political rather than economic
issue. As sixth-form pupils,
influenced by les evenements in
Paris of 1968, and the civil
rights movements in America, my
year group had been keen to enjoy
the "radical chic" of
fomenting change from within the
school. Indeed one of our circle
began to prowl the narrow streets
of the small Lancashire town that
hosted the school, dressed as a
"Black Panther" with
single leather glove, shades and
combat jacket, despite the fact
that he was emphatically white.
We campaigned for the abolition
of the "prefect"
élite, arguing that as A-level
students we were capable of
taking collective responsibility
for disciplining our juniors, and
eventually succeeded with this
gesture to egalitarianism. We
were also allowed to form a
"Sixth Form Council"
that was able to air grievances
and make suggestions to the staff
about the running of the school.
Just five years prior to this
breakthrough, the starched-collar
headmaster of the time had issued
a banning order on Cuban-heeled
boots, suede shoes, tab-collar or
button-down shirts, identity
bracelets and Mod haircuts,
hoping to halt the tide of
change. But it quickly engulfed
him, and his successor was much
happier to go with the flow. Our
year had stormed the barricades,
and would surely live on in
history.
But when I finally went back to
one of the school reunions in the
late Eighties, it was soon made
clear from the talk around the
tables and in the bar that my
g-g-generation was held
responsible for various crimes.
The abolition of the 11-plus was
linked to our radical fervour, as
was the collapse in discipline
and the eventual mothballing of
our 400-year-old grammar school.
The worst part was that the
criticism came not from the older
members, stricken with nostalgia
for a lost past, but from men who
had been first and second-year
"newts" when we'd been
leading the
"revolution".
"Never go back" came
quickly to mind.
Yet last week I returned to my
old college at Cambridge, St
Catharine's, (with an
"a", not an
"e" like its Oxford
counterpart) for a private dinner
with its new master.
"There's no hidden
agenda," he assured the
dozen or so old members of
various years, and yet there's
always been one in the back of my
mind.
In 1969, I had been persuaded by
my English teacher, Ewart
Heywood, a man, as his name might
imply, of great liberal wisdom
and learning, to apply for
Cambridge despite my political
ambivalence and provincial
reticence. We firebrands were all
supposed to go to Warwick or the
London School of Economics.
Inasmuch as an 18-year-old
working-class kid could
rationalise the dilemma
class-traitor or agent for
change? I flattered myself
that I was the latter and
accepted the offer that St
Catharine's made.
It was a pleasant surprise, then,
to find not just fellow
Liverpudlians but also Geordies,
Brummies and Mancunians in the
1971 intake, all from state
schools, whereas colleges such as
Magdalene seemed to have taken a
block booking from Eton. Apart
from the fact that it, like all
other colleges, refused admission
to women, St Catharine's was an
open-minded and friendly place.
There were still radical
undercurrents but most of my
activities revolved around
playing football, writing for the
student paper Varsity and running
the college bar. But I was an
undistinguished student.
Walking around the college last
Wednesday evening, I was
therefore impressed by the
notices appealing for
"quiet" as the
examination period was under way,
and the air positively dripped
with the anxiety of last-minute
revision, something I'd managed
to "swerve" in my time.
But just 30 years on, this is
already a different age.
The colleges are co-educational
with the exception of Newnham
and the vast majority of
student places are earned on
merit, not on family connection.
St Catharine's remains a
progressive but hard-working
college, with an even greater
percentage of state-school pupils
than God, there is no other
phrase "in my day".
Because of this, I'm a minor
donor to the college and a quiet
evangelist for it as an
institution. Nothing in my career
has ever been achieved because of
"the Cambridge contact"
apart from a small overdraft from
an old-style bank manager who'd
been to Selwyn. But the freedom
of mind and time to find my way
that I took away with me were
invaluable gifts.
Education, both secondary and
tertiary, remains a battleground,
though the casus belli seems to
be more about funding than
egalitarianism. This isn't to say
that the fight for equality of
opportunity is over. The
grey-haired old git wandering
around main court in a dinner
suit may have looked like a
classic nostalgist on a flying
visit, but believe me, comrades,
the struggle continues.
Cambridge looked pretty forlorn
on Thursday as the cold wind and
lashing rain had the empty punts
bobbing in unison by Silver
Street Bridge. The market in the
square was threadbare too, while
King's Parade was windswept and
deserted. The tourists, it seems,
have yet to turn up in their
expected, money-earning droves.
With most of the colleges
"closed to visitors"
because of the examination
period, there isn't a lot to see
or do. The backlash from
foot-and-mouth goes on.
As a sometime television
dramatist, it struck me that what
Cambridge needs in its tourist
portfolio is a police series that
will replace Inspector Morse and
do for the city what Morse
continues to do for Oxford. I'm
going to work on an idea now, and
offers will be extremely welcome.
I can't go into detail, but it
involves an archaeologist and
ancient crimes. "Never go
back" is the working title,
if anybody is interested.
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