"Never go
back" was a piece of paternalistic advice
once offered to me in the late 1970s by an old
drinking friend known to me as "John the
gangster". The "back" he had in
mind consisted of certain louche Mediterranean
resorts, swish hotels, dangerous women, and of
course prison, elements that had shaped his life
as a jewel thief. With no such colour or variety
in my background, it had seemed a redundant
aphorism at the time. But the better I got to
know "John" and myself, I could see
that there were occasions when it might apply.
The first of these was a school reunion, framed
as a dinner for all former pupils and their
partners. There had been no great tradition to
this, the school in question having floundered
and fallen into decay thanks to government
machinations, both local and national, in the
1970s, when state education was a political
rather than economic issue. As sixth-form pupils,
influenced by les evenements in Paris of 1968,
and the civil rights movements in America, my
year group had been keen to enjoy the
"radical chic" of fomenting change from
within the school. Indeed one of our circle began
to prowl the narrow streets of the small
Lancashire town that hosted the school, dressed
as a "Black Panther" with single
leather glove, shades and combat jacket, despite
the fact that he was emphatically white.
We campaigned for the abolition of the
"prefect" élite, arguing that as
A-level students we were capable of taking
collective responsibility for disciplining our
juniors, and eventually succeeded with this
gesture to egalitarianism. We were also allowed
to form a "Sixth Form Council" that was
able to air grievances and make suggestions to
the staff about the running of the school. Just
five years prior to this breakthrough, the
starched-collar headmaster of the time had issued
a banning order on Cuban-heeled boots, suede
shoes, tab-collar or button-down shirts, identity
bracelets and Mod haircuts, hoping to halt the
tide of change. But it quickly engulfed him, and
his successor was much happier to go with the
flow. Our year had stormed the barricades, and
would surely live on in history.
But when I finally went back to one of the school
reunions in the late Eighties, it was soon made
clear from the talk around the tables and in the
bar that my g-g-generation was held responsible
for various crimes. The abolition of the 11-plus
was linked to our radical fervour, as was the
collapse in discipline and the eventual
mothballing of our 400-year-old grammar school.
The worst part was that the criticism came not
from the older members, stricken with nostalgia
for a lost past, but from men who had been first
and second-year "newts" when we'd been
leading the "revolution". "Never
go back" came quickly to mind.
Yet last week I returned to my old college at
Cambridge, St Catharine's, (with an
"a", not an "e" like its
Oxford counterpart) for a private dinner with its
new master. "There's no hidden agenda,"
he assured the dozen or so old members of various
years, and yet there's always been one in the
back of my mind.
In 1969, I had been persuaded by my English
teacher, Ewart Heywood, a man, as his name might
imply, of great liberal wisdom and learning, to
apply for Cambridge despite my political
ambivalence and provincial reticence. We
firebrands were all supposed to go to Warwick or
the London School of Economics. Inasmuch as an
18-year-old working-class kid could rationalise
the dilemma class-traitor or agent for change?
I flattered myself that I was the latter and
accepted the offer that St Catharine's made.
It was a pleasant surprise, then, to find not
just fellow Liverpudlians but also Geordies,
Brummies and Mancunians in the 1971 intake, all
from state schools, whereas colleges such as
Magdalene seemed to have taken a block booking
from Eton. Apart from the fact that it, like all
other colleges, refused admission to women, St
Catharine's was an open-minded and friendly
place. There were still radical undercurrents but
most of my activities revolved around playing
football, writing for the student paper Varsity
and running the college bar. But I was an
undistinguished student.
Walking around the college last Wednesday
evening, I was therefore impressed by the notices
appealing for "quiet" as the
examination period was under way, and the air
positively dripped with the anxiety of
last-minute revision, something I'd managed to
"swerve" in my time. But just 30 years
on, this is already a different age.
The colleges are co-educational with the
exception of Newnham and the vast majority of
student places are earned on merit, not on family
connection. St Catharine's remains a progressive
but hard-working college, with an even greater
percentage of state-school pupils than God,
there is no other phrase "in my
day". Because of this, I'm a minor donor to
the college and a quiet evangelist for it as an
institution. Nothing in my career has ever been
achieved because of "the Cambridge
contact" apart from a small overdraft from
an old-style bank manager who'd been to Selwyn.
But the freedom of mind and time to find my way
that I took away with me were invaluable gifts.
Education, both secondary and tertiary, remains a
battleground, though the casus belli seems to be
more about funding than egalitarianism. This
isn't to say that the fight for equality of
opportunity is over. The grey-haired old git
wandering around main court in a dinner suit may
have looked like a classic nostalgist on a flying
visit, but believe me, comrades, the struggle
continues.
Cambridge looked pretty forlorn on Thursday as
the cold wind and lashing rain had the empty
punts bobbing in unison by Silver Street Bridge.
The market in the square was threadbare too,
while King's Parade was windswept and deserted.
The tourists, it seems, have yet to turn up in
their expected, money-earning droves. With most
of the colleges "closed to visitors"
because of the examination period, there isn't a
lot to see or do. The backlash from
foot-and-mouth goes on.
As a sometime television dramatist, it struck me
that what Cambridge needs in its tourist
portfolio is a police series that will replace
Inspector Morse and do for the city what Morse
continues to do for Oxford. I'm going to work on
an idea now, and offers will be extremely
welcome. I can't go into detail, but it involves
an archaeologist and ancient crimes. "Never
go back" is the working title, if anybody is
interested.
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