"Never
go back" was a piece of
paternalistic advice once offered to me
in the late 1970s by an old drinking
friend known to me as "John the
gangster". The "back" he
had in mind consisted of certain louche
Mediterranean resorts, swish hotels,
dangerous women, and of course prison,
elements that had shaped his life as a
jewel thief. With no such colour or
variety in my background, it had seemed a
redundant aphorism at the time. But the
better I got to know "John" and
myself, I could see that there were
occasions when it might apply.
The first of these was a school reunion,
framed as a dinner for all former pupils
and their partners. There had been no
great tradition to this, the school in
question having floundered and fallen
into decay thanks to government
machinations, both local and national, in
the 1970s, when state education was a
political rather than economic issue. As
sixth-form pupils, influenced by les
evenements in Paris of 1968, and the
civil rights movements in America, my
year group had been keen to enjoy the
"radical chic" of fomenting
change from within the school. Indeed one
of our circle began to prowl the narrow
streets of the small Lancashire town that
hosted the school, dressed as a
"Black Panther" with single
leather glove, shades and combat jacket,
despite the fact that he was emphatically
white.
We campaigned for the abolition of the
"prefect" élite, arguing that
as A-level students we were capable of
taking collective responsibility for
disciplining our juniors, and eventually
succeeded with this gesture to
egalitarianism. We were also allowed to
form a "Sixth Form Council"
that was able to air grievances and make
suggestions to the staff about the
running of the school. Just five years
prior to this breakthrough, the
starched-collar headmaster of the time
had issued a banning order on
Cuban-heeled boots, suede shoes,
tab-collar or button-down shirts,
identity bracelets and Mod haircuts,
hoping to halt the tide of change. But it
quickly engulfed him, and his successor
was much happier to go with the flow. Our
year had stormed the barricades, and
would surely live on in history.
But when I finally went back to one of
the school reunions in the late Eighties,
it was soon made clear from the talk
around the tables and in the bar that my
g-g-generation was held responsible for
various crimes. The abolition of the
11-plus was linked to our radical
fervour, as was the collapse in
discipline and the eventual mothballing
of our 400-year-old grammar school. The
worst part was that the criticism came
not from the older members, stricken with
nostalgia for a lost past, but from men
who had been first and second-year
"newts" when we'd been leading
the "revolution". "Never
go back" came quickly to mind.
Yet last week I returned to my old
college at Cambridge, St Catharine's,
(with an "a", not an
"e" like its Oxford
counterpart) for a private dinner with
its new master. "There's no hidden
agenda," he assured the dozen or so
old members of various years, and yet
there's always been one in the back of my
mind.
In 1969, I had been persuaded by my
English teacher, Ewart Heywood, a man, as
his name might imply, of great liberal
wisdom and learning, to apply for
Cambridge despite my political
ambivalence and provincial reticence. We
firebrands were all supposed to go to
Warwick or the London School of
Economics. Inasmuch as an 18-year-old
working-class kid could rationalise the
dilemma class-traitor or agent for
change? I flattered myself that I was
the latter and accepted the offer that St
Catharine's made.
It was a pleasant surprise, then, to find
not just fellow Liverpudlians but also
Geordies, Brummies and Mancunians in the
1971 intake, all from state schools,
whereas colleges such as Magdalene seemed
to have taken a block booking from Eton.
Apart from the fact that it, like all
other colleges, refused admission to
women, St Catharine's was an open-minded
and friendly place. There were still
radical undercurrents but most of my
activities revolved around playing
football, writing for the student paper
Varsity and running the college bar. But
I was an undistinguished student.
Walking around the college last Wednesday
evening, I was therefore impressed by the
notices appealing for "quiet"
as the examination period was under way,
and the air positively dripped with the
anxiety of last-minute revision,
something I'd managed to
"swerve" in my time. But just
30 years on, this is already a different
age.
The colleges are co-educational with
the exception of Newnham and the vast
majority of student places are earned on
merit, not on family connection. St
Catharine's remains a progressive but
hard-working college, with an even
greater percentage of state-school pupils
than God, there is no other phrase
"in my day". Because of this,
I'm a minor donor to the college and a
quiet evangelist for it as an
institution. Nothing in my career has
ever been achieved because of "the
Cambridge contact" apart from a
small overdraft from an old-style bank
manager who'd been to Selwyn. But the
freedom of mind and time to find my way
that I took away with me were invaluable
gifts.
Education, both secondary and tertiary,
remains a battleground, though the casus
belli seems to be more about funding than
egalitarianism. This isn't to say that
the fight for equality of opportunity is
over. The grey-haired old git wandering
around main court in a dinner suit may
have looked like a classic nostalgist on
a flying visit, but believe me, comrades,
the struggle continues.
Cambridge looked pretty forlorn on
Thursday as the cold wind and lashing
rain had the empty punts bobbing in
unison by Silver Street Bridge. The
market in the square was threadbare too,
while King's Parade was windswept and
deserted. The tourists, it seems, have
yet to turn up in their expected,
money-earning droves. With most of the
colleges "closed to visitors"
because of the examination period, there
isn't a lot to see or do. The backlash
from foot-and-mouth goes on.
As a sometime television dramatist, it
struck me that what Cambridge needs in
its tourist portfolio is a police series
that will replace Inspector Morse and do
for the city what Morse continues to do
for Oxford. I'm going to work on an idea
now, and offers will be extremely
welcome. I can't go into detail, but it
involves an archaeologist and ancient
crimes. "Never go back" is the
working title, if anybody is interested.
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