| SAYINGS
OF THE YEAR I |
| Murray,
is your name Brameld ? |
M. H. |
| Every
time I open my mouth, some fool
speaks. |
Anon. |
| This is a
dry valley with a river flowing
down it. |
JM |
| You read
like a boiled egg. |
C.M. |
| You won't
shut up for long enough for me to
tell you to shut up |
JNC |
| Rub the
board out. |
P.B. |
| Mountains
go higher as you get to the top. |
D.S. |
| If you
don't shut up I'll give you some
work for me to do tonight. |
C. R. |
| SAYINGS
OF THE YEAR II |
| Walter
Scott was famous for his books
about the Antarctic. |
U. VI
Mod. |
| O'Connell's
life was dedicated to the
emaciation of the Catholics. |
L VI |
| Some of
the best people have four
initials. |
M.J.M.B. |
| CM:
"How old are you.
boy?" |
| L.VI.
"16, Sir." |
| C.M.:"Oh,I
thought you'd been here
for 18 years; you must
have been born
young" |
|
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| SAYINGS
OF THE YEAR III |
| This
circle is isosceles. |
C. R |
| The death
penalty was reduced. |
M. H. |
| You're
not a Horse, you silly ass! |
C.M. |
| You're
the most ungeneral-knowledged boy
I have ever met. |
C.M. |
| Anybody
who can't hear me put his hand
up. |
M.J.M.B. |
| This book
is full of desks. |
C. M. |
| If you
don't do this correctly, you may
get it wrong. |
JNC |
| This is a
concentric circle. |
C. R |
| SAYINGS
OF THE YEAR IV |
| Do it in
your C.W. pencil. |
C.R. |
| I intend
to complete expansion by the end
of term. |
BW |
| Shortly I
shall produce a slipper. |
M. H. |
| We hold
annual elections every five years |
A. B. |
| Hydrogen
peroxide renovates old masters |
W.W. |
| |
|
| Vth
former: "Please may
I be excused, Sir?" |
| C.M.:
“Can’t you
wait?" |
| Vth
former: “No,
Sir." |
| C.M.:
“Well, sit down and
we'll see who's
right.” |
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