| SAYINGS
OF THE YEAR I |
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| Murray,
is your name Brameld ? |
M. H. |
| Every
time I open my mouth, some fool speaks. |
Anon. |
| This
is a dry valley with a river flowing down it. |
JM |
| You
read like a boiled egg. |
C.M. |
| You
won't shut up for long enough for me to tell you
to shut up |
JNC |
| Rub
the board out. |
P.B. |
| Mountains
go higher as you get to the top. |
D.S. |
| If
you don't shut up I'll give you some work for me
to do tonight. |
C. R. |
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| SAYINGS
OF THE YEAR II |
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| Walter
Scott was famous for his books about the
Antarctic. |
U. VI Mod. |
| O'Connell's
life was dedicated to the emaciation of the
Catholics. |
L VI |
| Some
of the best people have four initials. |
M.J.M.B. |
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| CM:
"How old are you. boy?" |
| L.VI.
"16, Sir." |
| C.M.:"Oh,I
thought you'd been here for 18
years; you must have been born
young" |
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| SAYINGS
OF THE YEAR III |
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| This
circle is isosceles. |
C. R |
| The
death penalty was reduced. |
M. H. |
| You're
not a Horse, you silly ass! |
C.M. |
| You're
the most ungeneral-knowledged boy I have ever
met. |
C.M. |
| Anybody
who can't hear me put his hand up. |
M.J.M.B. |
| This
book is full of desks. |
C. M. |
| If
you don't do this correctly, you may get it
wrong. |
JNC |
| This
is a concentric circle. |
C. R |
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| SAYINGS
OF THE YEAR IV |
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| Do
it in your C.W. pencil. |
C.R. |
| I
intend to complete expansion by the end of term. |
BW |
| Shortly
I shall produce a slipper. |
M. H. |
| We
hold annual elections every five years |
A. B. |
| Hydrogen
peroxide renovates old masters |
W.W. |
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| Vth
former: "Please may I be
excused, Sir?" |
| C.M.:
“Can’t you wait?" |
| Vth
former: “No, Sir." |
| C.M.:
“Well, sit down and we'll
see who's right.” |
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