I would like to
start by reminding you of what was
happening in 1968. It was the Year of the
gunning down of Martin Luther King in
Memphis, Tennessee; of Enoch Powell's
'rivers of blood' speech; and of the
Fosbury Flop and Bob Beaman's leap into
the history books at the Mexico Olympics.
But most significantly for my theme
tonight, it was the year of educational
turmoil with the French student riots and
the sit-ins at several British
universities.
It
was also a time of great educational
turmoil at P.G.S. Although we 'Newts' did
not know it as we timidly entered the
black gates on September 4th.1968, and as
at recess, in line with long-standing
custom, we had our heads ducked in the
outside toilets by the sixth-form, we
were to represent the last era of Prescot
as a pure Grammar School. Under the new
headmaster, John Weeks, there were
several obvious and immediate changes.
The saying of the School Prayer and hymn
singing at assemblies were abandoned; the
wearing of caps for all but the first
years was abolished; we were taught not
in House groups or in sets but as IP, IQ,
IR and IS. In the next few years we were
to witness the of the abolition of the
selected prefectorial system, the
splitting of assemblies so that the Whole
School met only on Monday mornings, the
abolition of prizes except for fifth and
sixth formers and ultimately the
abolition of school uniform for the sixth
form.
I
am also sad to report that during our
era, school societies virtually
disappeared. At the end of our second
year them were numerous ranging from the
Natural History Society through the
Subbuteo Club to the infamous Omnibus,
Trolleybus and Tram Appreciation Society.
By the date of our departure only the
Chess Club and the Dramatic Society
remained.
But
as the old traditions were killed off so
new ones rose to take place like the
phoenix from the ashes. White Hart House
at Dent in the Yorkshire Dales was bought
by the Foundation Governors as a field
study centre and pro vided the first
tastes of country life for many pupils.
Indeed, the George and Dragon and the Sun
became and remain second homes to many
staff and senior pupils alike. The Tuck
Shop (which perhaps ironically started
life in Room 1, formerly the prefects'
quote domain) was set up to provide
refreshment for the masses at recess and
dinner time and also provided very
generous financial rewards for the
entrepreneurial tearn charged to run it.
Indeed it has been rumoured that Earnest
Saunders learned everything h e knew from
a day with the Tuck Shop mafia.
While
traditional inter-house sports continued
to thrive during our era, a new one was
instigated in March 1975; the inter-house
Ale-ing Competition which took place at
the Victoria Hotel in Prescot. Each team
comprised three competitors and to avoid
to avoid spillage or other more subtle
forms of cheating a neutral referee was
assigned to each team's table. Indeed as
no-one had the nerve to announce the
result in school assembly as a follow-on
to the weekends football and hockey
results. I can now make history by
announcing in an assembly of Prescotians
the result of the one and only
inter-house Ale-ing Competition. I am
glad to say that it was a victory for
Alpha house with 52 pints, closely
followed by Kappa house with 51 pints,
Lambda with 40 and Omega with 32 pints.
(In perfect sequence. Ed). Victor Ludorum
went to Michael Hornby (Kappa) with an
incredible 19 1/2 pints. Of course,
ultimate victor was Joe Apter, landlord
of the 'Vic' who was able happily to
retire down south on the profits from
that memorable lunchtime.
It
was our Year that started the Sixth Form
Pantomime with the most original version
of Cinderella that you are ever likely to
encounter. Perhaps the highlight was the
big audience participation song which was
set to the tune of "The Sun Has Got
His Hat On" and involved skits on
the masters. The favourite for most
people was that on Ces "Splint"
Davies, who I am sad to hear died
recently. For those of you who may not
remember. Ces used to speak in a rather
sergeant-major voice, the words getting
lost at the back of his throat. His
favourite phrase was "sort of
business" and he also during our era
became rather possessive of the school
minibus. So the verse went:
"Wah
wah wah wah wah wah wah,
Wah wah wah wah wah waah.
Wah wah wah sort of business,
And the minibus is mine!"
Of
course, any school is made by its staff
and we were very fortunate to have some
excellent teachers and some great
characters such as "I mention no
names, but follow eyes", Charlie
Middlehurst, master of that highest form
of wit, sarcasm. How many of us learned
to conjugate our verbs following,
"Mmm, fifty verbs, little boy."
One of the other things that Charlie used
to do was to pick on the boy to read
aloud in class, who would always get his
words mixed up, his sentences in the
wrong order and get into a real flap.
Charlie would sit through this fiasco and
at the end he would always say,
"Little boy, you read like a boiled
egg." And what about this from the
Sayings of the Year in the late sixties;
Boy
with hand up, "Sir, may I go to the
toilet, Please."
Charlie, "Can't you wait?"
Boy "No. Sir!"
Charlie, "Well. sit down and we'll
see who's right"
Then
there was Gilbert Burrows,
"Bugsy" the Latin master. Latin
was such fun in the first year, wasn't it
? It was all about "Vipera in herba
est" or "Longa vipera in herba
est" or even "Longa vipera in
longa herba est" And we learned
rhymes;
"Use
an ablative with de,
cum, coram, ab and e,
sine, tenus, pro and prae,
in and sub when the verb's not one of
motion."
But by the fifth form it was much less
fun. The translations from Latin to
English were fiendishly difficult and
some boys' attempts at them were pretty
feeble. So, Bugsy would say; "What
have you got for the next sentence,
Thomas ?" Thomas would reply, "
I'm not sure that this is right, Sir, but
I've got, "Oh. barbarian, the
ramparts having been attacked with arrows
since childhood. and dolphins lying in
the grass whence they came". To
which. Mr. Burrows' comment would always
be. Thomas, if that's the best you can
do, then you can stew in your own
horrible juice."
In
our era there was also Mike Harvey; that
most eccentric and yet kind-hearted of
teachers. The tales about Mike Harvey are
legion. I will just pick out one which I
think epitomises him. It occurred one
afternoon as I was walking home from
school. I h eard this almighty screeching
of brakes and looked across the road to
see a car had stopped dead about a
hundred yards ahead and had caused a
virtual pile-up of several cars behind.
"Burrows, would you care for a lift
"' shouted Mr. Harvey, head sticking
out of the window of the front car and
completely oblivious of the trouble he
had caused. He was also the only soccer
referee I have known who would whistle
and shout, "Penalty, indirect
though." And from theSayings of
theYear l970; "These Zulus would run
forty miles in a day - incredible
feat". And Ted the goundsman, who
only knew five words of English,
"Get off those bloody pitches
!"
Thinking
of the masters set me pondering on
nick-names. Some didn't have nicknames so
we simply used their surnames, Gornall,
Gray, Hardwick. Others were known by
their Christian names eg Des (Roberts).
Roy Taylor was R.T. Some were given a
final "y"; Scotty, Fordy.
Getting more interesting were those
masters nicknamed in line with their
appearance, Lobbo (Fred Webster) , Beak
(Mike Harvey) but I think the only
vaguely subtle example was for E.
Fielding Kirk, that most magnificent
music master whom we all knew as Joe -
after Joe Loss.
Of
incidents from our era I will pick out
but three. Firstly, The infamous
'urinating in the showers' incident. I
apologise to the ladies present but we
all remember that toilet facilities in
the gym changing rooms were non-existent
and it had become commonplace for some
boys to urinate in the showers. But the
important thing was to get your timing
right You did not do it when a master was
around and most certainly you did not do
it when the showers had been scrubbed
spotlessly clean for the annual
inspection by the governors and
headmaster. What you also did not do was
to be accompanied by the class idiot
carrying a piece of chalk and who would
write in big letters with an arrow just
in case the governors might have missed
it, "B****** peed hem."
Needless to say there was all hell to pay
the day after this incident.
Secondly,
"Th Afros Are Coming". The
Afros was a gang from Paddington
Comprehensive school in Liverpool which
had the reputation of having gone into
other schools and smashed them up. One
Wednesday, the rumour went around P.G.S.
that the Afros were coming. Every single
boy s eemed to get to hear of this and by
the end of lunchtime virtually the whole
School had assembled on the playground
equipped with various makeshift weapons
such as compasses and rulers wherewith to
defend our heritage. My abiding memory is
of the then de p uty headmaster, Mr.
Elmer, standing on the steps of Room 1
telling the School to return to the
classrooms and that the rumour had no
foundation and was ridiculous when, to
tumultuous applause. Roy Taylor. the
biology master, appeared on the steps
beside him wielding above his head the
most lethal weapon of all - the huge
jagged sword-fish that normally hung on
the wall of Room 9.
Finally,
there was Alfie Baxter. Mr Baxter was one
of the most mild-mannered and nicest
blokes you could ever hope to meet and
whose passions in life were history and
cricket. Sadly, he passed away in
December 1973 and a mernorial service
attended by the whole school was held in
Prescot Parish Church. No boy knew that
he had an identical twin brother. I have
never seen so m anv faces turn white
as........... when Alfie Baxter's twin
brother walked down the aisle of Prescot
Church!
To
conclude, despite the changes that went
on, P.G.S. gave me a good education, a
passport to Brasenose College. seven
years of great fun and the best friend s
I have ever had. In short, I feel
privileged and proud to have been, and to
remain, a Prescotian.
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