I would like to start by
reminding you of what was happening in 1968. It
was the Year of the gunning down of Martin Luther
King in Memphis, Tennessee; of Enoch Powell's
'rivers of blood' speech; and of the Fosbury Flop
and Bob Beaman's leap into the history books at
the Mexico Olympics. But most significantly for
my theme tonight, it was the year of educational
turmoil with the French student riots and the
sit-ins at several British universities.
It
was also a time of great educational turmoil at
P.G.S. Although we 'Newts' did not know it as we
timidly entered the black gates on September
4th.1968, and as at recess, in line with
long-standing custom, we had our heads ducked in
the outside toilets by the sixth-form, we were to
represent the last era of Prescot as a pure
Grammar School. Under the new headmaster, John
Weeks, there were several obvious and immediate
changes. The saying of the School Prayer and hymn
singing at assemblies were abandoned; the wearing
of caps for all but the first years was
abolished; we were taught not in House groups or
in sets but as IP, IQ, IR and IS. In the next few
years we were to witness the of the abolition of
the selected prefectorial system, the splitting
of assemblies so that the Whole School met only
on Monday mornings, the abolition of prizes
except for fifth and sixth formers and ultimately
the abolition of school uniform for the sixth
form.
I
am also sad to report that during our era, school
societies virtually disappeared. At the end of
our second year them were numerous ranging from
the Natural History Society through the Subbuteo
Club to the infamous Omnibus, Trolleybus and Tram
Appreciation Society. By the date of our
departure only the Chess Club and the Dramatic
Society remained.
But
as the old traditions were killed off so new ones
rose to take place like the phoenix from the
ashes. White Hart House at Dent in the Yorkshire
Dales was bought by the Foundation Governors as a
field study centre and pro vided the first tastes
of country life for many pupils. Indeed, the
George and Dragon and the Sun became and remain
second homes to many staff and senior pupils
alike. The Tuck Shop (which perhaps ironically
started life in Room 1, formerly the prefects'
quote domain) was set up to provide refreshment
for the masses at recess and dinner time and also
provided very generous financial rewards for the
entrepreneurial tearn charged to run it. Indeed
it has been rumoured that Earnest Saunders
learned everything h e knew from a day with the
Tuck Shop mafia.
While
traditional inter-house sports continued to
thrive during our era, a new one was instigated
in March 1975; the inter-house Ale-ing
Competition which took place at the Victoria
Hotel in Prescot. Each team comprised three
competitors and to avoid to avoid spillage or
other more subtle forms of cheating a neutral
referee was assigned to each team's table. Indeed
as no-one had the nerve to announce the result in
school assembly as a follow-on to the weekends
football and hockey results. I can now make
history by announcing in an assembly of
Prescotians the result of the one and only
inter-house Ale-ing Competition. I am glad to say
that it was a victory for Alpha house with 52
pints, closely followed by Kappa house with 51
pints, Lambda with 40 and Omega with 32 pints.
(In perfect sequence. Ed). Victor Ludorum went to
Michael Hornby (Kappa) with an incredible 19 1/2
pints. Of course, ultimate victor was Joe Apter,
landlord of the 'Vic' who was able happily to
retire down south on the profits from that
memorable lunchtime.
It
was our Year that started the Sixth Form
Pantomime with the most original version of
Cinderella that you are ever likely to encounter.
Perhaps the highlight was the big audience
participation song which was set to the tune of
"The Sun Has Got His Hat On" and
involved skits on the masters. The favourite for
most people was that on Ces "Splint"
Davies, who I am sad to hear died recently. For
those of you who may not remember. Ces used to
speak in a rather sergeant-major voice, the words
getting lost at the back of his throat. His
favourite phrase was "sort of business"
and he also during our era became rather
possessive of the school minibus. So the verse
went:
"Wah
wah wah wah wah wah wah,
Wah wah wah wah wah waah.
Wah wah wah sort of business,
And the minibus is mine!"
Of
course, any school is made by its staff and we
were very fortunate to have some excellent
teachers and some great characters such as
"I mention no names, but follow eyes",
Charlie Middlehurst, master of that highest form
of wit, sarcasm. How many of us learned to
conjugate our verbs following, "Mmm, fifty
verbs, little boy." One of the other things
that Charlie used to do was to pick on the boy to
read aloud in class, who would always get his
words mixed up, his sentences in the wrong order
and get into a real flap. Charlie would sit
through this fiasco and at the end he would
always say, "Little boy, you read like a
boiled egg." And what about this from the
Sayings of the Year in the late sixties;
Boy
with hand up, "Sir, may I go to the toilet,
Please."
Charlie, "Can't you wait?"
Boy "No. Sir!"
Charlie, "Well. sit down and we'll see who's
right"
Then
there was Gilbert Burrows, "Bugsy" the
Latin master. Latin was such fun in the first
year, wasn't it ? It was all about "Vipera
in herba est" or "Longa vipera in herba
est" or even "Longa vipera in longa
herba est" And we learned rhymes;
"Use
an ablative with de,
cum, coram, ab and e,
sine, tenus, pro and prae,
in and sub when the verb's not one of
motion."
But by the fifth form it was much less fun. The
translations from Latin to English were
fiendishly difficult and some boys' attempts at
them were pretty feeble. So, Bugsy would say;
"What have you got for the next sentence,
Thomas ?" Thomas would reply, " I'm not
sure that this is right, Sir, but I've got,
"Oh. barbarian, the ramparts having been
attacked with arrows since childhood. and
dolphins lying in the grass whence they
came". To which. Mr. Burrows' comment would
always be. Thomas, if that's the best you can do,
then you can stew in your own horrible
juice."
In
our era there was also Mike Harvey; that most
eccentric and yet kind-hearted of teachers. The
tales about Mike Harvey are legion. I will just
pick out one which I think epitomises him. It
occurred one afternoon as I was walking home from
school. I h eard this almighty screeching of
brakes and looked across the road to see a car
had stopped dead about a hundred yards ahead and
had caused a virtual pile-up of several cars
behind. "Burrows, would you care for a lift
"' shouted Mr. Harvey, head sticking out of
the window of the front car and completely
oblivious of the trouble he had caused. He was
also the only soccer referee I have known who
would whistle and shout, "Penalty, indirect
though." And from theSayings of theYear
l970; "These Zulus would run forty miles in
a day - incredible feat". And Ted the
goundsman, who only knew five words of English,
"Get off those bloody pitches !"
Thinking
of the masters set me pondering on nick-names.
Some didn't have nicknames so we simply used
their surnames, Gornall, Gray, Hardwick. Others
were known by their Christian names eg Des
(Roberts). Roy Taylor was R.T. Some were given a
final "y"; Scotty, Fordy. Getting more
interesting were those masters nicknamed in line
with their appearance, Lobbo (Fred Webster) ,
Beak (Mike Harvey) but I think the only vaguely
subtle example was for E. Fielding Kirk, that
most magnificent music master whom we all knew as
Joe - after Joe Loss.
Of
incidents from our era I will pick out but three.
Firstly, The infamous 'urinating in the showers'
incident. I apologise to the ladies present but
we all remember that toilet facilities in the gym
changing rooms were non-existent and it had
become commonplace for some boys to urinate in
the showers. But the important thing was to get
your timing right You did not do it when a master
was around and most certainly you did not do it
when the showers had been scrubbed spotlessly
clean for the annual inspection by the governors
and headmaster. What you also did not do was to
be accompanied by the class idiot carrying a
piece of chalk and who would write in big letters
with an arrow just in case the governors might
have missed it, "B****** peed hem."
Needless to say there was all hell to pay the day
after this incident.
Secondly,
"Th Afros Are Coming". The Afros was a
gang from Paddington Comprehensive school in
Liverpool which had the reputation of having gone
into other schools and smashed them up. One
Wednesday, the rumour went around P.G.S. that the
Afros were coming. Every single boy s eemed to
get to hear of this and by the end of lunchtime
virtually the whole School had assembled on the
playground equipped with various makeshift
weapons such as compasses and rulers wherewith to
defend our heritage. My abiding memory is of the
then de p uty headmaster, Mr. Elmer, standing on
the steps of Room 1 telling the School to return
to the classrooms and that the rumour had no
foundation and was ridiculous when, to tumultuous
applause. Roy Taylor. the biology master,
appeared on the steps beside him wielding above
his head the most lethal weapon of all - the huge
jagged sword-fish that normally hung on the wall
of Room 9.
Finally,
there was Alfie Baxter. Mr Baxter was one of the
most mild-mannered and nicest blokes you could
ever hope to meet and whose passions in life were
history and cricket. Sadly, he passed away in
December 1973 and a mernorial service attended by
the whole school was held in Prescot Parish
Church. No boy knew that he had an identical twin
brother. I have never seen so m anv faces turn
white as........... when Alfie Baxter's twin
brother walked down the aisle of Prescot Church!
To
conclude, despite the changes that went on,
P.G.S. gave me a good education, a passport to
Brasenose College. seven years of great fun and
the best friend s I have ever had. In short, I
feel privileged and proud to have been, and to
remain, a Prescotian.
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