I would
like to start by reminding you of
what was happening in 1968. It
was the Year of the gunning down
of Martin Luther King in Memphis,
Tennessee; of Enoch Powell's
'rivers of blood' speech; and of
the Fosbury Flop and Bob Beaman's
leap into the history books at
the Mexico Olympics. But most
significantly for my theme
tonight, it was the year of
educational turmoil with the
French student riots and the
sit-ins at several British
universities.
It was
also a time of great educational
turmoil at P.G.S. Although we
'Newts' did not know it as we
timidly entered the black gates
on September 4th.1968, and as at
recess, in line with
long-standing custom, we had our
heads ducked in the outside
toilets by the sixth-form, we
were to represent the last era of
Prescot as a pure Grammar School.
Under the new headmaster, John
Weeks, there were several obvious
and immediate changes. The saying
of the School Prayer and hymn
singing at assemblies were
abandoned; the wearing of caps
for all but the first years was
abolished; we were taught not in
House groups or in sets but as
IP, IQ, IR and IS. In the next
few years we were to witness the
of the abolition of the selected
prefectorial system, the
splitting of assemblies so that
the Whole School met only on
Monday mornings, the abolition of
prizes except for fifth and sixth
formers and ultimately the
abolition of school uniform for
the sixth form.
I am also
sad to report that during our
era, school societies virtually
disappeared. At the end of our
second year them were numerous
ranging from the Natural History
Society through the Subbuteo Club
to the infamous Omnibus,
Trolleybus and Tram Appreciation
Society. By the date of our
departure only the Chess Club and
the Dramatic Society remained.
But as
the old traditions were killed
off so new ones rose to take
place like the phoenix from the
ashes. White Hart House at Dent
in the Yorkshire Dales was bought
by the Foundation Governors as a
field study centre and pro vided
the first tastes of country life
for many pupils. Indeed, the
George and Dragon and the Sun
became and remain second homes to
many staff and senior pupils
alike. The Tuck Shop (which
perhaps ironically started life
in Room 1, formerly the prefects'
quote domain) was set up to
provide refreshment for the
masses at recess and dinner time
and also provided very generous
financial rewards for the
entrepreneurial tearn charged to
run it. Indeed it has been
rumoured that Earnest Saunders
learned everything h e knew from
a day with the Tuck Shop mafia.
While
traditional inter-house sports
continued to thrive during our
era, a new one was instigated in
March 1975; the inter-house
Ale-ing Competition which took
place at the Victoria Hotel in
Prescot. Each team comprised
three competitors and to avoid to
avoid spillage or other more
subtle forms of cheating a
neutral referee was assigned to
each team's table. Indeed as
no-one had the nerve to announce
the result in school assembly as
a follow-on to the weekends
football and hockey results. I
can now make history by
announcing in an assembly of
Prescotians the result of the one
and only inter-house Ale-ing
Competition. I am glad to say
that it was a victory for Alpha
house with 52 pints, closely
followed by Kappa house with 51
pints, Lambda with 40 and Omega
with 32 pints. (In perfect
sequence. Ed). Victor Ludorum
went to Michael Hornby (Kappa)
with an incredible 19 1/2 pints.
Of course, ultimate victor was
Joe Apter, landlord of the 'Vic'
who was able happily to retire
down south on the profits from
that memorable lunchtime.
It was
our Year that started the Sixth
Form Pantomime with the most
original version of Cinderella
that you are ever likely to
encounter. Perhaps the highlight
was the big audience
participation song which was set
to the tune of "The Sun Has
Got His Hat On" and involved
skits on the masters. The
favourite for most people was
that on Ces "Splint"
Davies, who I am sad to hear died
recently. For those of you who
may not remember. Ces used to
speak in a rather sergeant-major
voice, the words getting lost at
the back of his throat. His
favourite phrase was "sort
of business" and he also
during our era became rather
possessive of the school minibus.
So the verse went:
"Wah
wah wah wah wah wah wah,
Wah wah wah wah wah waah.
Wah wah wah sort of business,
And the minibus is mine!"
Of
course, any school is made by its
staff and we were very fortunate
to have some excellent teachers
and some great characters such as
"I mention no names, but
follow eyes", Charlie
Middlehurst, master of that
highest form of wit, sarcasm. How
many of us learned to conjugate
our verbs following, "Mmm,
fifty verbs, little boy."
One of the other things that
Charlie used to do was to pick on
the boy to read aloud in class,
who would always get his words
mixed up, his sentences in the
wrong order and get into a real
flap. Charlie would sit through
this fiasco and at the end he
would always say, "Little
boy, you read like a boiled
egg." And what about this
from the Sayings of the Year in
the late sixties;
Boy with
hand up, "Sir, may I go to
the toilet, Please."
Charlie, "Can't you
wait?"
Boy "No. Sir!"
Charlie, "Well. sit down and
we'll see who's right"
Then
there was Gilbert Burrows,
"Bugsy" the Latin
master. Latin was such fun in the
first year, wasn't it ? It was
all about "Vipera in herba
est" or "Longa vipera
in herba est" or even
"Longa vipera in longa herba
est" And we learned rhymes;
"Use
an ablative with de,
cum, coram, ab and e,
sine, tenus, pro and prae,
in and sub when the verb's not
one of motion."
But by the fifth form it was much
less fun. The translations from
Latin to English were fiendishly
difficult and some boys' attempts
at them were pretty feeble. So,
Bugsy would say; "What have
you got for the next sentence,
Thomas ?" Thomas would
reply, " I'm not sure that
this is right, Sir, but I've got,
"Oh. barbarian, the ramparts
having been attacked with arrows
since childhood. and dolphins
lying in the grass whence they
came". To which. Mr.
Burrows' comment would always be.
Thomas, if that's the best you
can do, then you can stew in your
own horrible juice."
In our
era there was also Mike Harvey;
that most eccentric and yet
kind-hearted of teachers. The
tales about Mike Harvey are
legion. I will just pick out one
which I think epitomises him. It
occurred one afternoon as I was
walking home from school. I h
eard this almighty screeching of
brakes and looked across the road
to see a car had stopped dead
about a hundred yards ahead and
had caused a virtual pile-up of
several cars behind.
"Burrows, would you care for
a lift "' shouted Mr.
Harvey, head sticking out of the
window of the front car and
completely oblivious of the
trouble he had caused. He was
also the only soccer referee I
have known who would whistle and
shout, "Penalty, indirect
though." And from theSayings
of theYear l970; "These
Zulus would run forty miles in a
day - incredible feat". And
Ted the goundsman, who only knew
five words of English, "Get
off those bloody pitches !"
Thinking
of the masters set me pondering
on nick-names. Some didn't have
nicknames so we simply used their
surnames, Gornall, Gray,
Hardwick. Others were known by
their Christian names eg Des
(Roberts). Roy Taylor was R.T.
Some were given a final
"y"; Scotty, Fordy.
Getting more interesting were
those masters nicknamed in line
with their appearance, Lobbo
(Fred Webster) , Beak (Mike
Harvey) but I think the only
vaguely subtle example was for E.
Fielding Kirk, that most
magnificent music master whom we
all knew as Joe - after Joe Loss.
Of
incidents from our era I will
pick out but three. Firstly, The
infamous 'urinating in the
showers' incident. I apologise to
the ladies present but we all
remember that toilet facilities
in the gym changing rooms were
non-existent and it had become
commonplace for some boys to
urinate in the showers. But the
important thing was to get your
timing right You did not do it
when a master was around and most
certainly you did not do it when
the showers had been scrubbed
spotlessly clean for the annual
inspection by the governors and
headmaster. What you also did not
do was to be accompanied by the
class idiot carrying a piece of
chalk and who would write in big
letters with an arrow just in
case the governors might have
missed it, "B****** peed
hem." Needless to say there
was all hell to pay the day after
this incident.
Secondly,
"Th Afros Are Coming".
The Afros was a gang from
Paddington Comprehensive school
in Liverpool which had the
reputation of having gone into
other schools and smashed them
up. One Wednesday, the rumour
went around P.G.S. that the Afros
were coming. Every single boy s
eemed to get to hear of this and
by the end of lunchtime virtually
the whole School had assembled on
the playground equipped with
various makeshift weapons such as
compasses and rulers wherewith to
defend our heritage. My abiding
memory is of the then de p uty
headmaster, Mr. Elmer, standing
on the steps of Room 1 telling
the School to return to the
classrooms and that the rumour
had no foundation and was
ridiculous when, to tumultuous
applause. Roy Taylor. the biology
master, appeared on the steps
beside him wielding above his
head the most lethal weapon of
all - the huge jagged sword-fish
that normally hung on the wall of
Room 9.
Finally,
there was Alfie Baxter. Mr Baxter
was one of the most mild-mannered
and nicest blokes you could ever
hope to meet and whose passions
in life were history and cricket.
Sadly, he passed away in December
1973 and a mernorial service
attended by the whole school was
held in Prescot Parish Church. No
boy knew that he had an identical
twin brother. I have never seen
so m anv faces turn white
as........... when Alfie Baxter's
twin brother walked down the
aisle of Prescot Church!
To
conclude, despite the changes
that went on, P.G.S. gave me a
good education, a passport to
Brasenose College. seven years of
great fun and the best friend s I
have ever had. In short, I feel
privileged and proud to have
been, and to remain, a
Prescotian.
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