The venue for the
Lancashire Shield Final was situated in this now
famous thoroughfare. In 1967 the first XI had
qualified yet again and a large party of boys
were transported there to support the team. Any
boy who had played for a school soccer team
during the year could go. Despite my agonising
year in the Lambda left-overs I had played twice
for the shockingly piss-poor under 12s (how is
another story). Thus I went with many others for
what turned out to be a memorable day.
The
School had hired about three or four Liverpool
Corporation buses to take us to Penny Lane and
for the return journey to Prescot. And these were
real pre-Atlantean buses. Passengers boarded and
alighted from a decent rear platform. No OMC and
no fancy doors.
Bus
Nuts out there can whip themselves into a frenzy
by recalling those green classics we so took for
granted; AEC Regents and Leyland Titans. [On the
subject of buses (and I'm no nut by the way) does
anybody remember the 'bell' on the upper deck of
those St Helens Leyland double deckers? A rubber
strip running fore and aft on the ceiling. Made a
kind of 'mee-meep' sound like the Road Runner.]
Anyway,
after the Final we all piled onboard and headed
back to Prescot. Our bus set off, packed full of
excited and uniformed PGS reprobates. We were
upstairs on a front seat when a couple of us
noticed the panel to the destination blind
control handles was unlocked. Well, what followed
was inevitable. Using our combined encyclopaedic
knowledge of Corpy bus routes we proceeded to put
up numbers and destinations appropriate to our
location and direction of travel. I can' t
remember all the numbers and routes we managed to
clock up. Correct me if you wish or can but I
think we squeezed in the 61 to Seaforth, 40 to
Huyton, and once we hit East Prescot Road the 9D
to Longview and then the 10 to Prescot.
What
hilarious fun we had all the way to Prescot. The
tension increased as we approached each bus stop.
Queues of people waiting saw us approach, put
their hands out to request a stop and then
watched, slack-jawed, turning to follow us as we
rocketed past. They must have seen upper deck
windows full of sweaty, red-faced youths
laughing, holding their bellies, mocking and
yelling out various forms of derision. Women with
babies, men returning from work, old couples with
bus passes, blokes who'd fought in two World Wars
for the likes of us, they all fell victim to our
cruel and heartless fun.
My!
How we laughed!
We
missed our full quota of fun by putting up the
510 for a couple of incorrect limited stops.
Groans of disappointment ensured a return to
being the 10 for a joyful remainder of the return
leg up the hill to Prescot.We alighted in Prescot
exhausted and aching from the mirth. What a day
out!!
Oh
yeah. And the First XI won the Shield.
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