The venue for the
Lancashire Shield Final was situated in
this now famous thoroughfare. In 1967 the
first XI had qualified yet again and a
large party of boys were transported
there to support the team. Any boy who
had played for a school soccer team
during the year could go. Despite my
agonising year in the Lambda left-overs I
had played twice for the shockingly
piss-poor under 12s (how is another
story). Thus I went with many others for
what turned out to be a memorable day.
The
School had hired about three or four
Liverpool Corporation buses to take us to
Penny Lane and for the return journey to
Prescot. And these were real
pre-Atlantean buses. Passengers boarded
and alighted from a decent rear platform.
No OMC and no fancy doors.
Bus
Nuts out there can whip themselves into a
frenzy by recalling those green classics
we so took for granted; AEC Regents and
Leyland Titans. [On the subject of buses
(and I'm no nut by the way) does anybody
remember the 'bell' on the upper deck of
those St Helens Leyland double deckers? A
rubber strip running fore and aft on the
ceiling. Made a kind of 'mee-meep' sound
like the Road Runner.]
Anyway,
after the Final we all piled onboard and
headed back to Prescot. Our bus set off,
packed full of excited and uniformed PGS
reprobates. We were upstairs on a front
seat when a couple of us noticed the
panel to the destination blind control
handles was unlocked. Well, what followed
was inevitable. Using our combined
encyclopaedic knowledge of Corpy bus
routes we proceeded to put up numbers and
destinations appropriate to our location
and direction of travel. I can' t
remember all the numbers and routes we
managed to clock up. Correct me if you
wish or can but I think we squeezed in
the 61 to Seaforth, 40 to Huyton, and
once we hit East Prescot Road the 9D to
Longview and then the 10 to Prescot.
What
hilarious fun we had all the way to
Prescot. The tension increased as we
approached each bus stop. Queues of
people waiting saw us approach, put their
hands out to request a stop and then
watched, slack-jawed, turning to follow
us as we rocketed past. They must have
seen upper deck windows full of sweaty,
red-faced youths laughing, holding their
bellies, mocking and yelling out various
forms of derision. Women with babies, men
returning from work, old couples with bus
passes, blokes who'd fought in two World
Wars for the likes of us, they all fell
victim to our cruel and heartless fun.
My!
How we laughed!
We
missed our full quota of fun by putting
up the 510 for a couple of incorrect
limited stops. Groans of disappointment
ensured a return to being the 10 for a
joyful remainder of the return leg up the
hill to Prescot.We alighted in Prescot
exhausted and aching from the mirth. What
a day out!!
Oh
yeah. And the First XI won the Shield.
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