There
once was a teacher called
"Beak"
Who's nose looked into
next week
With a snort and a snore
He'd say "See me at
four!"
And give me detention,
what cheek! |
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Willy
Gornall we had for P.E.
Bill Ford was O.K with me
But the showers were cold
And I'd be so bold
As to stand there and
take a short pee! |
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For
French we had Mrs Fairfax
Pronunciation perfect and
not lax
But with such a pair
She made us all stare
Our blood pressure up to
the max. |
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For
the school it was money
well spent
On White Hart House up in
Dent
The fells we would climb
It was great at the time
And our teacher Roy T was
a Gent! |
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Joe
Kirk would blow on his
horn
With gusto from dusk
until dawn
Whilst reading sheet
music
He'd almost abuse it
His face turning pink as
a prawn |
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Roy
Taylor loved plants and
loved trees
His students felt always
at ease
He did not care a fig
That he wore a strange
wig
And he taught us the
"Birds and the
Bees". |
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Wearing
black cloaks they
could've been freaks
Frightening innocent
newts with red cheeks
Down the corridors a
runnin'
T'was not Batman and
Robin
But Elmer and JCS Weeks! |
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In
the toilets graffiti we'd
scrawl
On the doors and all over
the wall
Our desks fared no better
Full of inky blue letters
But the punishment (if
caught) made us bawl! |
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It
felt great to get out of
class
Have a run, kick a ball,
make a pass
But then we'd see Ted
His face scarlet red
Shouting "Oi,Gerroff
my bloody grass!" |
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For
the toilets outside you
had to be courageous
Most of us sure that
something in there was
contagious
With a line of boys
taking a leak
The stench so strong it
made the place reek
And we had a Tuck Shop
next door, how
outrageous! |
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With
his black robe and
eyebrows outmoded
In Room 6 we'd get
drilled and be goaded
Into being aware
Of the dangers in there
Or else,
"Stoddy" just
simply exploded. |
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English
Lit. was a pleasure for
me
Reading Steinbeck,
Golding and Lee
And sometimes we'd look
Not in a great book
But the delights of the
Mirror's page three |
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