| My
memories of my time at Prescot Grammar,
1964-69 were largely brought back to me
by visiting your website. As in "A
la recherché pertemps perdu" it
acted as a catalyst to release long
forgotten memories. However the taste was
more of spotted dick than a madelaine. As I looked at
the lists and photos the names and
associations came flooding back of my
happy time at the school.
Following
are some of my random memories to give a
flavour of school life in the 60,s from
my perspective.
What may
be of wider interest is the means of
punishment administered which has now
sadly disappeared, although I believe
certain ex schoolboys keep the tradition
going.
The
"Beak" for instance had a habit
of hitting you over the head with the
soft side of the duster, not painful but
hell to remove. I think this reflected
his gentle nature.
Joe Kirk
had the sole of a tuff boot which he used
with relish , selecting a boy from the
offending row making a noise.
One time
he called out a boy who was suffering
emotionally and he ran off out of the
school never to be seen again or at least
I didn't see him again.
Charlie?
the new craft teacher at that time had
pattercake, which was to gently but
repetitively beat your backside with a
dowling rod till you thought it was on
fire.
Whilst
on this subject was the nude female
statue in the art room based on anyone in
particular?
Overall
these punishments didn?t do me any
lasting harm but the odd schoolboy did
suffer.
At
lunchtime we would listen to grace in
Latin or that's what I think it was
, Benedict dominie nos et , etc. Our year
was one of the last to be taught Latin
which was dropped along with many other
traditions.
The new
boys would sit at the bottom of the
dining tables and as you progressed
through the years you advanced up the
table. As a newt I would have to recite
some German precisely, for the head of
the table, before he would dish out the
grub which was excellent especially the
puddings.
Eventually
in the fifth I became head of a
table and have to admit to eating 20
roasties one lunchtime and still played
footie afterwards.
One day
a particularly fat boy sat down and I
gave him a small portion to help with his
dieting. Unfortunately he took this out
to Spud Heyward who came back and swapped
our dinners around. Fortunately I'd seen
what was coming and off loaded some grub
to my mate.
After
finishing no lower than fifth in any
class one year, the house master, who
didn't take me for any subject, wrote a
stinker of a comment on my report. I
decided to amend this more favourably but
this was spotted and I was whacked by
Weekes the headmaster, who was a good man
and didn't lay it on too hard (unlike
Dixon).
What was
funny was that the housemaster (Stoddart)
in his eagerness to show my crime tripped
over a painters trestle and the whole
report was covered in paint.
This
same report had subject remarks such as
"I will comment when he does
it." This related to p.e which I
would only do if it was pirates. I
usually wrote out sick notes and supplied
these for other mates. "Stephen has
a head cold and sore shins and it would
be prudent if he was not subjected to
strenuous exercise."
I was
whacked so many times in the headmaster's
study that I felt I had a season
ticket and should just turn up for
the hell of it. I used to chat away to
the school secretary like old friends.
They certainly were the swinging sixties.
At
football l was flattened by a rugby
league player with metal studs who simply
ran over me, leaving the stud marks.
Hardwick was refereeing and when the
opportunity came did the same back to the
lad and then sent him off for ruining the
game.
In the
local café (not Maisies) we would put
raisers under the pin ball and achieve
enormous scores and on beating say 200000
score you got 200 fags. Eventually this
was achieved and the fags dished out.
These were smoked up the jiggers of
Prescot with our gang of misfits.
Outside
of one class the rather large
"Victor Ludorum" holder started
to strangle me with my own tie for some
reason. I was so embarrassed that I tried
to butt him but being so short and he
that tall, I fell well short. The fight
progressed into the classroom and I must
have thrown a hundred punches but
virtually none connected whilst shipping
god knows how many. By this time we had
progressed from the door to the back of
the class and he had me in a head lock
and I was attached to more of his
delicate parts. We agreed to stop. My eye
was cut and blackened and when Des
Roberts came in and enquired about it I
told him I'd been hit in the eye with a
cricket ball. This seemed to put me in
good stead with the other classmates.
The beak
had an old green van that appeared to be
held together by a rope. He was quite
absent minded and some boys took to
swapping desks behind his back, to
confuse him further (not me I would add).
Surprisingly he was a good tennis player,
as observed when I was ball boy with
Windle when we were on detention. He was
playing Des Roberts and the standard of
play was excellent.
I
sporadically played for the school
football team which depended on the
teacher running the team but
they favoured boys whose parents
turned up to watch, which is natural. One
teacher remarked that they needed one
ball for me and one ball for the rest of
the team, which was probably true.
The
first game of one year was against Holt
Grammar and we beat them 11-1. I scored a
hat trick and dribbled one through from
the kick off right up to their goal, I
hit a terrible shot but fortunately it
bobbled and went over the goalies
despairing dive. The single spectator was
jumping up and down, the only witness,
Jug Ears.
I can
remember going to the police ground in
Mather Avenue to see the great team of
the early sixties play and win in the
finals and am surprised more of them
didn't end up as professionals.
In 1966
(the World Cup started that week and
River Deep Mountain high was number 1),
we went to Seefeld in Austria with the
school. Hiking up a mountain it started
to rain, the rather attractive tour rep
invited me under her large coat, I
declined but Dave Charnley asked if
he could take her up on the offer to
which she replied in French "piss
off!"
Subsequently
in France I found out that my French
lessons proved virtually useless in
communicating. After a week of Salami we
stopped on the way back and ate the café
out of chips. We bought a crate of beer
but were spotted and had to take it back.
Someone threw a boy's silver cufflinks,
given to him by his father, out of the
window, only to be found after much tears
and searching. Someone shoplifted
keyrings as momentos and on getting back
to the hotel there was a police car, so
he thought they'd come for him, which we
encouraged but as it turned out they were
looking for a lost schoolboy. Most of the
day was spent running after a roommate
who wouldn't take his turn carrying the
packed lunches.
On
return England won the world cup, what a
year!!
Despite
all the whacking, the bullying, the
intense academic pressure, I thoroughly
enjoyed every day and feel it has led to
a well adjusted upbringing which I intend
to write about fully once I have
completed my present course of
treatment/rehabilitation.
I would
like to thank my friends Steve Waite,
Paul Windle, Paul Curran, Phil Kelly,
Brian Melia, Spencer, O, Brien, Metcalfe,
etc apologies if I've missed anyone out.
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