| My memories of
my time at Prescot Grammar, 1964-69 were largely
brought back to me by visiting your website. As
in "A la recherché pertemps perdu" it
acted as a catalyst to release long forgotten
memories. However the taste was more of spotted
dick than a madelaine. As I looked at the lists
and photos the names and associations came
flooding back of my happy time at the school.
Following are
some of my random memories to give a flavour of
school life in the 60,s from my perspective.
What may be of
wider interest is the means of punishment
administered which has now sadly disappeared,
although I believe certain ex schoolboys keep the
tradition going.
The
"Beak" for instance had a habit of
hitting you over the head with the soft side of
the duster, not painful but hell to remove. I
think this reflected his gentle nature.
Joe Kirk had the
sole of a tuff boot which he used with relish ,
selecting a boy from the offending row making a
noise.
One time he
called out a boy who was suffering emotionally
and he ran off out of the school never to be seen
again or at least I didn't see him again.
Charlie?
the new craft teacher at that time had
pattercake, which was to gently but repetitively
beat your backside with a dowling rod till you
thought it was on fire.
Whilst on this
subject was the nude female statue in the art
room based on anyone in particular?
Overall these
punishments didn?t do me any lasting harm but the
odd schoolboy did suffer.
At lunchtime we
would listen to grace in Latin or that's what I
think it was , Benedict dominie nos et ,
etc. Our year was one of the last to be taught
Latin which was dropped along with many other
traditions.
The new boys
would sit at the bottom of the dining tables and
as you progressed through the years you advanced
up the table. As a newt I would have to recite
some German precisely, for the head of the table,
before he would dish out the grub which was
excellent especially the puddings.
Eventually in
the fifth I became head of a table and have
to admit to eating 20 roasties one lunchtime and
still played footie afterwards.
One day a
particularly fat boy sat down and I gave him a
small portion to help with his dieting.
Unfortunately he took this out to Spud Heyward
who came back and swapped our dinners around.
Fortunately I'd seen what was coming and off
loaded some grub to my mate.
After finishing
no lower than fifth in any class one year, the
house master, who didn't take me for any subject,
wrote a stinker of a comment on my report. I
decided to amend this more favourably but this
was spotted and I was whacked by Weekes the
headmaster, who was a good man and didn't lay it
on too hard (unlike Dixon).
What was funny
was that the housemaster (Stoddart) in his
eagerness to show my crime tripped over a
painters trestle and the whole report was covered
in paint.
This same report
had subject remarks such as "I will
comment when he does it." This related to
p.e which I would only do if it was pirates. I
usually wrote out sick notes and supplied these
for other mates. "Stephen has a head cold
and sore shins and it would be prudent if he was
not subjected to strenuous exercise."
I was whacked so
many times in the headmaster's study that I felt
I had a season ticket and should just turn
up for the hell of it. I used to chat away to the
school secretary like old friends. They certainly
were the swinging sixties.
At football l
was flattened by a rugby league player with metal
studs who simply ran over me, leaving the stud
marks. Hardwick was refereeing and when the
opportunity came did the same back to the lad and
then sent him off for ruining the game.
In the local
café (not Maisies) we would put raisers under
the pin ball and achieve enormous scores and on
beating say 200000 score you got 200 fags.
Eventually this was achieved and the fags dished
out. These were smoked up the jiggers of
Prescot with our gang of misfits.
Outside of one
class the rather large "Victor Ludorum"
holder started to strangle me with my own tie for
some reason. I was so embarrassed that I tried to
butt him but being so short and he that tall, I
fell well short. The fight progressed into the
classroom and I must have thrown a hundred
punches but virtually none connected whilst
shipping god knows how many. By this time we had
progressed from the door to the back of the class
and he had me in a head lock and I was attached
to more of his delicate parts. We agreed to stop.
My eye was cut and blackened and when Des Roberts
came in and enquired about it I told him I'd been
hit in the eye with a cricket ball. This seemed
to put me in good stead with the other
classmates.
The beak had an
old green van that appeared to be held together
by a rope. He was quite absent minded and some
boys took to swapping desks behind his back, to
confuse him further (not me I would add).
Surprisingly he was a good tennis player, as
observed when I was ball boy with Windle when we
were on detention. He was playing Des Roberts and
the standard of play was excellent.
I sporadically
played for the school football team which
depended on the teacher running the team
but they favoured boys whose parents
turned up to watch, which is natural. One teacher
remarked that they needed one ball for me and one
ball for the rest of the team, which was probably
true.
The first game
of one year was against Holt Grammar and we beat
them 11-1. I scored a hat trick and dribbled one
through from the kick off right up to their goal,
I hit a terrible shot but fortunately it bobbled
and went over the goalies despairing dive. The
single spectator was jumping up and down, the
only witness, Jug Ears.
I can remember
going to the police ground in Mather Avenue to
see the great team of the early sixties play and
win in the finals and am surprised more of them
didn't end up as professionals.
In 1966 (the
World Cup started that week and River Deep
Mountain high was number 1), we went to Seefeld
in Austria with the school. Hiking up a mountain
it started to rain, the rather attractive tour
rep invited me under her large coat, I declined
but Dave Charnley asked if he could take
her up on the offer to which she replied in
French "piss off!"
Subsequently in
France I found out that my French lessons proved
virtually useless in communicating. After a week
of Salami we stopped on the way back and ate the
café out of chips. We bought a crate of beer but
were spotted and had to take it back. Someone
threw a boy's silver cufflinks, given to him by
his father, out of the window, only to be found
after much tears and searching. Someone
shoplifted keyrings as momentos and on getting
back to the hotel there was a police car, so he
thought they'd come for him, which we encouraged
but as it turned out they were looking for a lost
schoolboy. Most of the day was spent running
after a roommate who wouldn't take his turn
carrying the packed lunches.
On return
England won the world cup, what a year!!
Despite all the
whacking, the bullying, the intense academic
pressure, I thoroughly enjoyed every day and feel
it has led to a well adjusted upbringing which I
intend to write about fully once I have completed
my present course of treatment/rehabilitation.
I would like to
thank my friends Steve Waite, Paul Windle, Paul
Curran, Phil Kelly, Brian Melia, Spencer, O,
Brien, Metcalfe, etc apologies if I've missed
anyone out.
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