| My
memories of my time at Prescot
Grammar, 1964-69 were largely
brought back to me by visiting
your website. As in "A la
recherché pertemps perdu"
it acted as a catalyst to release
long forgotten memories. However
the taste was more of spotted
dick than a madelaine. As I
looked at the lists and photos
the names and associations came
flooding back of my happy time at
the school.
Following
are some of my random memories to
give a flavour of school life in
the 60,s from my perspective.
What
may be of wider interest is the
means of punishment administered
which has now sadly disappeared,
although I believe certain ex
schoolboys keep the tradition
going.
The
"Beak" for instance had
a habit of hitting you over the
head with the soft side of the
duster, not painful but hell to
remove. I think this reflected
his gentle nature.
Joe
Kirk had the sole of a tuff boot
which he used with relish ,
selecting a boy from the
offending row making a noise.
One
time he called out a boy who was
suffering emotionally and he ran
off out of the school never to be
seen again or at least I didn't
see him again.
Charlie?
the new craft teacher at that
time had pattercake, which was to
gently but repetitively beat your
backside with a dowling rod till
you thought it was on fire.
Whilst
on this subject was the nude
female statue in the art room
based on anyone in particular?
Overall
these punishments didn?t do me
any lasting harm but the odd
schoolboy did suffer.
At
lunchtime we would listen to
grace in Latin or that's what I
think it was , Benedict
dominie nos et , etc. Our year
was one of the last to be taught
Latin which was dropped along
with many other traditions.
The
new boys would sit at the bottom
of the dining tables and as you
progressed through the years you
advanced up the table. As a newt
I would have to recite some
German precisely, for the head of
the table, before he would dish
out the grub which was excellent
especially the puddings.
Eventually
in the fifth I became head of
a table and have to admit
to eating 20 roasties one
lunchtime and still played footie
afterwards.
One
day a particularly fat boy sat
down and I gave him a small
portion to help with his dieting.
Unfortunately he took this out to
Spud Heyward who came back and
swapped our dinners around.
Fortunately I'd seen what was
coming and off loaded some grub
to my mate.
After
finishing no lower than fifth in
any class one year, the house
master, who didn't take me for
any subject, wrote a stinker of a
comment on my report. I decided
to amend this more favourably but
this was spotted and I was
whacked by Weekes the headmaster,
who was a good man and didn't lay
it on too hard (unlike Dixon).
What
was funny was that the
housemaster (Stoddart) in his
eagerness to show my crime
tripped over a painters trestle
and the whole report was covered
in paint.
This
same report had subject remarks
such as "I will
comment when he does it."
This related to p.e which I would
only do if it was pirates. I
usually wrote out sick notes and
supplied these for other mates.
"Stephen has a head cold and
sore shins and it would be
prudent if he was not subjected
to strenuous exercise."
I
was whacked so many times in the
headmaster's study that I felt I
had a season ticket and
should just turn up for the hell
of it. I used to chat away to the
school secretary like old
friends. They certainly were the
swinging sixties.
At
football l was flattened by a
rugby league player with metal
studs who simply ran over me,
leaving the stud marks. Hardwick
was refereeing and when the
opportunity came did the same
back to the lad and then sent him
off for ruining the game.
In
the local café (not Maisies) we
would put raisers under the pin
ball and achieve enormous scores
and on beating say 200000 score
you got 200 fags. Eventually this
was achieved and the fags dished
out. These were smoked up the
jiggers of Prescot with our
gang of misfits.
Outside
of one class the rather large
"Victor Ludorum" holder
started to strangle me with my
own tie for some reason. I was so
embarrassed that I tried to butt
him but being so short and he
that tall, I fell well short. The
fight progressed into the
classroom and I must have thrown
a hundred punches but virtually
none connected whilst shipping
god knows how many. By this time
we had progressed from the door
to the back of the class and he
had me in a head lock and I was
attached to more of his delicate
parts. We agreed to stop. My eye
was cut and blackened and when
Des Roberts came in and enquired
about it I told him I'd been hit
in the eye with a cricket ball.
This seemed to put me in good
stead with the other classmates.
The
beak had an old green van that
appeared to be held together by a
rope. He was quite absent minded
and some boys took to swapping
desks behind his back, to confuse
him further (not me I would add).
Surprisingly he was a good tennis
player, as observed when I was
ball boy with Windle when we were
on detention. He was playing Des
Roberts and the standard of play
was excellent.
I
sporadically played for the
school football team which
depended on the teacher running
the team but they
favoured boys whose parents
turned up to watch, which is
natural. One teacher remarked
that they needed one ball for me
and one ball for the rest of the
team, which was probably true.
The
first game of one year was
against Holt Grammar and we beat
them 11-1. I scored a hat trick
and dribbled one through from the
kick off right up to their goal,
I hit a terrible shot but
fortunately it bobbled and went
over the goalies despairing dive.
The single spectator was jumping
up and down, the only witness,
Jug Ears.
I
can remember going to the police
ground in Mather Avenue to see
the great team of the early
sixties play and win in the
finals and am surprised more of
them didn't end up as
professionals.
In
1966 (the World Cup started that
week and River Deep Mountain high
was number 1), we went to Seefeld
in Austria with the school.
Hiking up a mountain it started
to rain, the rather attractive
tour rep invited me under her
large coat, I declined but
Dave Charnley asked if he could
take her up on the offer to which
she replied in French "piss
off!"
Subsequently
in France I found out that my
French lessons proved virtually
useless in communicating. After a
week of Salami we stopped on the
way back and ate the café out of
chips. We bought a crate of beer
but were spotted and had to take
it back. Someone threw a boy's
silver cufflinks, given to him by
his father, out of the window,
only to be found after much tears
and searching. Someone shoplifted
keyrings as momentos and on
getting back to the hotel there
was a police car, so he thought
they'd come for him, which we
encouraged but as it turned out
they were looking for a lost
schoolboy. Most of the day was
spent running after a roommate
who wouldn't take his turn
carrying the packed lunches.
On
return England won the world cup,
what a year!!
Despite
all the whacking, the bullying,
the intense academic pressure, I
thoroughly enjoyed every day and
feel it has led to a well
adjusted upbringing which I
intend to write about fully once
I have completed my present
course of
treatment/rehabilitation.
I
would like to thank my friends
Steve Waite, Paul Windle, Paul
Curran, Phil Kelly, Brian Melia,
Spencer, O, Brien, Metcalfe, etc
apologies if I've missed anyone
out.
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