| When
I attended my first Reunion last
October, Professor Taylor kindly
asked me if I would 'volunteer'
to give a talk on my impressions
of school life at PGS during the
early 1920's. With some
trepidation therefore, I offer
you this essay and hope I have
not been too self-indulgent. My father
had the idea that I might profit
fron a Gramnar School education
because I had shewn signs of
promise in the infants' school I
had attended. Mare importantly,
his brother had decided to send
his boys to Cowley School, so
family honour was at state. Had I
known all this at the tine, I
might have worked a bit harder.
I
suppose my first impression of
PGS came with the interview with
the Headmaster, Mr C W H
Richardson, HA (Cantab), BA
(London), who has gone down in
history as one of the great
pedagogue eccentrics. My fatter,
who was not a well-off man and
had no business experience, took
me along for the interview which
took place in one of the
classrooms in the old school in
High Street. To a boy of eight
relatively tender years, the
Headmaster could present a
terrifying prospect with his
mortar board and black gown,
beetling eyebrows and devilish
smile. Some years were to pass
before I realised what a kind man
he was and how well regarded by
all. Apparently, I must have
given the right answers to the
oral questions: I remember saying
that there were eight half-crowns
in one pound and thirty pence in
half-a-crown, but I've forgotten
what followed except that my
father intimated I would start
after the holidays and it would
be necessary to buy cap, blazer
and books. If my memory serves me
aright, the cap and blazer were
sold by the Johnson family and
the books came from Quicks, both
in Kemble street. At this point,
I ought to mention that the cap
was black, encircled with a
narrow blue band which earned us
the sobriquet o f'Blue Band
Margarine' from the local yobos,
until the design was changed to
black and blue alternate quarters
with badge. We then suffered the
indignity of being called the
'High Street Jockeys'. The badge
was an impressive affair and
carried the latin inscription
'Floreat Prescotia'. Eton was a
few years earlier with 'Floreat
Etonia'. (Geoff Dixon reminds us
that Eton was our sister
foundadtion. Ed.) The black
blazer originally had piping
round the edge, later replaced by
royal blue tape. Sundry
stationery was provided by the
School, including the ubiquitous
'scribbler', I wonder whether
they have them now!
Ite
School, in 1921, was expanding
rapidly following the Great War
due to its growing reputation and
title efforts of the Headmaster.
The High St premises were quite
unable to house all the pupils
and, in consequence, I found
myself in the Parish Rooms where
Forms I & H were established
on the first floor. This outpost
of junior scholarship represented
the nursery end of the Grammar
School and was presided over by
two very able, dedicated and
delightful ladies, Miss Buckle
and Miss Milburn. Looking back in
later life, I am amazed at the
ground we covered with virtually
zero facilities, our reading was
comprehensive and by the age of
ten I had read Lamb's Tales From
Shakespeare, all the Norse gods
and the Greek legends, and A
Shorter English History besides
dabbling in Art and Nature study.
We had a good basis for more
detailed study later on. In
Arithmetic we got as far as
decimals. You just had to know
your Tables. Weekend homework
included a General Knowledge
paper which was alright if you
had a Pear's Encyclopedia - but
some of us didn't.
I
recall one occasion when we were
asked "Who was Robin
Goodfellow?" The expected
answer was, of course, a
character or knavish sprite in A
Midsummer Night's Dream, but in
my ignorance I could only think
of the racing correspondent in
the Daily Mail. The howls of
laughter which greeted my reply
did nothing for my self-esteem.
Apart from the two teachers I
have mentioned, I have a vague
recollection of a Miss Burton.
Mid-rooming break was sometimes
held 'in situ' but in fine
weather we could go into the
playground at the High St school.
On one such occasion, when I was
first out of the classroom, I
slammed the door which locked
itself.
The
unfortunate class was 'confined
to barracks' until I returned -
no amount of pleading convinced
them that I had not done it on
purpose. Lunch was a bit of a
problem unless you were local and
could go home. During the whole
of my schooldays there was
neither canteen nor dining hall,
cne had to go back to the High St
school where a small back room
was allocated to those staying
dinner. Here, one could sit at a
desk to eat one's sandwiches. In
cold weather a coal fire was lit
and this enabled us to boil water
in an enormous kettle: the
wherewithal to make our cocoa or
tea. These primitive facilities
were presided over by a senior
boy, who, dressed in a little
brief authority,brooked no
nonsense. Argumentative or
rebellious types like myself were
unceremoniously ejected down the
steps. I remember Goulding and
Sam Rawlins being seniors and
responsible for keeping order.
Boys with an expense allowannce
greater than mine patronised
Ray's shop which did a roaring
trade in meat and potato pies,
Tnis taught me that, although all
men are equal in the sight of
God, some are more equal than
others in the sight of man.
During
my two years in the 'junior
school', I cannot recall
attending any organised
sports.These came later with the
new school. I do remember having
'Drill' or P T sessions. They
took place under the eagle eye of
Mr Handley who was probably an
ex-army instructor. Some years
later, I met Mr Handley again
when he was forming the Local
Defence volunteers, afterwards
the Home Guard.
When
my sojourn in the Parish Rooms
ended, we moved into the Assembly
Rooms, 1st floor, at the other
end of High St. Close by, was the
office of Henry Cross, solicitor,
who was responsible for
collecting the School Fees. To
me, the word 'cavernous1
describes the Assembly Booms -I
never liked them. The Parish
Rooms had an air of
'Gemutlichkeit' or cosiness about
them which was now lacking.
Gradually, new subjects were
introduced,- French, Latin,
Algebra, Geometry etc. News of
the building of our new school
filtered down to the ' lower
deck'. New faces among the
masters began to appear and the
school population was visibly
increasing. Following a
disastrous start with French and
Latin, my School Reports assumed
a downward trend to the despair
of 'Wee Willie Whitworth' and Joe
'Egg' Hammond. The latter, I am
pleased to say, made me more
familiar with the wooden side of
the blackboard duster, and my
Latin became respectable, though
French remained a mystery.
Came
the great move to the new school
in St Helens Road; an occasion
much overdue and to which the
Headmaster had been working since
1913, the year of my birth! The
Dickensian premises of High
Street and the other outposts
were left behind without regret.
At last, all the pupils were
under one roof. It was 1924, I
was 11 years of age and felt a
mixture of apprehension and
exhileration as the tempo of
school life began to increase.
The
transition from the Ridiculous to
the Sublime generated a new sense
of purpose - the ship was now on
course. He had decent
laboratories, toilets,
cloakrooms, new classroom
furniture and a bicycle shed. He
also acquired a Caretaker, the
unflappable Mr Beesley, whose
presence must have proved
invaluable with some 240 boys on
site and many acres of playing
fields to maintain. The 'House1
system was inaugurated. The four
Abuses were for many years,
Alpha, Kappa, Lambda, and Onega.
Such
are my impressions of the School
up to the opening of the new
building.
There
was Mr Robinson, a most
extraordinary gentlemen who
travelled daily from Hallasey to
teach at PGS. I remember his
saying that no boy should be
without a piece of string, a
penknife and a sixpence - an
early form of insurance. Mr
Stevenson, who died only recently
at a great age, came to school on
a motor cycle when mechanised
transport was comparatively rare.
In vain did he try to teach me
the theory of Music. Mr Dixon,
whom I am glad to see here this
evening, taught me the joys of
English Lit. and I credit him
with the introduction of 'set
books' for study during the
summer holidays. Mr. Chant taught
history - more specifically for
those who were interested. Much
later in life, I developed a keen
interest in the subject, so
perhaps his efforts did not fall
on stony ground. Mr Drewry I
remember as the Chemistry master.
He
encapsulated the subject in an
easily remaitered form and for a
brief period I moved up into the
top half of the Form league
Table. Mr Hawthorne was a Riysics
specialist and had lectured in
the subject at University. I
remember bringing him a real
bull's eye from our village
slaughterhouse to help illustrate
the tfteory of Light. It was a
pretty odd thing to carry in
one's school bag alongside the
egg and bacon sandwiches. Mr Wood
was a nice man, a lover of
Mathematics with a Bolton accent.
Affectionately known as 'Eddie',
he helped me with many facets of
his subject, save only Mechanics
and logarithms which fortunately
I did not need until later. Mr
Bailey, 'FAB', I remember as a
gentleman of undoubted
scholarship, most amiable and
helpful, who found himself at
times in a class of phillistines.
They were a highly professional
staff and I am glad that some of
the wisdom they dispensed rubbed
off on me. Unlike the present,
there was no difficulty in
distinguishing staff from
pupil.The cane had not been
abolished. The Headmaster wielded
it whilst the staff used the
board duster. Minor peccadilloes
involved detention or lines,
Today, it must be intolerable to
be a Headmaster.
Before
closing, allow me to indulge
myself in recalling the names of
some of my friends from those
far-off days, and whom I have not
seen since. Saunders who lived
with his widowed Mother and
sister in Bainhill - I spent many
happy Saturday evenings with
them. Page from Eccleston Park
whose mother would give me a
second breakfast when I called
for him in the mornings. Conning
was always top of the class. The
Craik brothers who went into law.
Jim Robinson who became an
accountant and whom I met when we
worked for the same firm in
Liverpool. Large, Bird, Hailwood,
Hewitt from Moss Bank and Big
Hewitt from Knowsley. Underwood,
Errington, the Turtills and many
more. There were eight Taylors at
one time. Bruce Marshall,
Kitchen, Adoock........the list
is endless and reminds me of a
magic lantern showing names and
faces from another world.
Perhaps
1 have exceeded my brief here and
there, do be tolerant........ now
I am of the age when looking back
can be more satisfying than
looking forward. The influence of
The School, staff and Friends is
immeasurable and I am happy to
acknowledge my indebtedness.
My
final recollection is the prayer
which the Headmaster often used
at Morning Assembly, (which,
incidentally, was always a bit of
a shambles)...... It went
something like this:
"May
He support us all day long, till
tie shades lengthen and the
evening comes and the busy world
is hushed and the fever of life
is over and our work is done.
Thai, in His mercy, may He give
us a safe lodging and a Holy rest
and Peace at the last."
Remember
the 'Old Man' searching in his
pockets for, say, a pencil and
producing buttons, string, large
bent penknife, coppers, chalk,
cough sweets, pipe, matches,
nibs, a drawing pin ... no
pencil.
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