| "Mr
Chairman, Headmaster, Fellow
Guests, Ladies and Gentlemen; If you
come to our house - and you are
very welcome, though not all at
once - you will see hanging in
the hall, in pride of
place......a clock. It is not a
very beautiful clock, but
wait...look at the face. The
lettering is clear,
"L.N.W.R.* Prescot Clock
Co., Prescot.' The clock keeps
excellent time and though I don't
know how often each day we glance
at the clock and I can't say that
every time I look at it I think
of you all it is frequently
enough to remind me of Prescot
and, more especially, of PGS. as
I knew it.
So,
it is a pleasure and an honour
for Rosemary and myself to be
invited to be your guests
tonight; to turn our
clock-watching into something
more tangible, indeed edible. We
are grateful. Equally, we value
the opportunity to meet old
colleagues and friends, not least
Geoff Dixon. After reading the
latest copy of The Old Prescotian
and seeing the photograph of
Geoff's presentation to Prince
Philip, I wonder whether we
should now address him,
"H.R.H. Geoff Dixon". I
should be surprised if any of you
know that, for a brief period,
Geoff experienced a sex change -
merely professionally, of course.
It occurred when the
reorganisation of the School was
under discussion and working
parties were convened, one for
Division 16 and one for Huyton.
The Huyton body lacked anyone who
could be considered as
Headmistress of a Grammar School
and Geoff Dixon was invited to
fill the role. He was not,
however, required to dress
appropriately. Public spirited as
ever, Geoff accepted the
invitation though I believe that
an additional motive was his wish
to add fire-power on the side of
those principles in which the
then and now passionately
believed. One feels sympathy for
all those schools who have never
been able to boast a Geoff Dixon.
To
my title. In July, 1963, after a
visit to the School to meet the
staff and to look round the
buildings (including, from
R.S.B., a proud glance at the
football shield which the Queen
of the Iceni would have been
proud to own) I stood on the
steps, saying thankyou and
goodbye. "And what," I
asked, "about Comprehensive
education ?" to which Mr
Briggs replied firmly, "Not
in your time, Brown."
Before
I reminisce further, I want to
seize this moment to pay tribute
to the immense effort, both
kindly and efficient, made by two
Old Prescotians in particular. To
Jim Taylor for organising this
annual Celebration and to Pat
Bailie for his work with the
Register and the Magazine. All
others who help, please feel
included, but these two men are
special and so is Bill Asbridge
whose work and devotion has
ensured that the School will
always possess and display a War
Memorial.
So,
I hope I can look back a little
to what did happen 'in my time'.
I should like to think, as did
Wordsworth, that it was
"emotion recollected in
tranquillity". Emotional,
certainly, but no one who has
been in the educational process
over the last thirty years and
more can remember much
tranquillity.
I
have discovered that there is
more than one Michael Brown. Two
weeks ago, I received a letter
containing a highlighted extract
from Hansard. Apparently, on 15
December last year in the House
of Commons, I asked my Hon.
Friend to clarify the position
with regard to VAT payable on
charges for donkey rides on
Cleethorpes beach. The
accompanying letter from a
resident of Cleethorpes (without,
unfortunately, the writer's name
and address) wished to reassure
me that VAT is not applicable
until the annual income exceeds
the £46,000 mark and that even
Cleethorpes donkeys do not raise
that amount of money. Here's a
very different letter, correctly
sent to me in 1965 from R. Ball,
then living in Craven Anns:
"I
thought you might be interested
in some thoughts of the Old
School in High Street. I entered
the School in September, 1907 at
the age of eight years and
started in Form I. We were in the
room towards the west. In
January, 1908, that great
Headmaster CWH Richardson took
over and by a gradual progression
I moved through various Forms
until I left in 1916. By that
time I was in the Vlth Form in
the room nearest to Moss
Street". The-writer then
describes the Physics lessons.
Experiments on "Light"
were confined to four boys at a
time in the porch of the middle
room. Other experiments on gases
were performed in the cloakrooms.
I distinctly remember blowing
ourselves up when making one
particular gas. Fees were one
guinea and were later raised to
one pound ten shillings (£1.10
and £1.50 respectively)"
I
guess a good deal of my personal
educational thinking was formed
or reinforced during my time at
PGS. I wonder whether you have
heard the account of the American
teacher who heard from Britain
about pupils learning by
experience rather than from notes
on the blackboard. Full of his
new discovery, he called his
Physics class together next
morning and explained that he
required them to determine the
height of the high-rise building
in which the school was housed.
Their only aid was to be a
barometer. He divided the class
into three sections and to each
group he gave a new barometer.
When the first group returned,
they handed back their barometer
together with their result
"How did you do it?" he
asked. "We took a barometric
reading at roof level and another
on the ground. From the readings,
we calculated the height".
"Good try" said the
teacher, but looking at the
result he had to tell them that
it was far from accurate. The
second group returned with a very
battered barometer. "We went
to the roof," they said,
"and dropped the barometer
over the side. We timed how long
it took to reach the ground and
with our knowledge of velocity
and acceleration we can give you
the answer." "Another
good try," commented the
teacher, "but the result,
though better than the first, is
disappointingly far from the
truth." The third group
returned with their result but
without their barometer. The
teacher looked at the result and
was astonished. "Why?",
he exclaimed, "your result
is exactly correct. How did you
arrive at it?" "We went
down to the basement" they
told him, "and we said to
the janitor, 'If you will tell us
the height of the building we
will give you a barometer
!'."
I
am neither psychic nor a
spiritualist but recollections of
the School as I knew it bring
many people to mind and some of
them are very vivid
recollections. So clear are some
that they may have occurred only
months ago. I hope that you find
some of them will highlight
certain characteristics of the
School - and, perhaps, also of
society at that time. On the
subject of discipline, I read in
the History of the School that
the Report of 1865 commented that
only 50% of the Upper School
attended on the days of the
Inspection. Furthermore, 'the
behaviour and demeanour of the
pupils gave an unfavourable
impression of the discipline
maintained by the headmaster'.
Not so in 1963. When an architect
from County Hall came to show me
the plans of our new buildings, I
asked him to explain the thick
blue line which was drawn round
the boundary of the site.
"We'll put up a fence there,
round the site" he said,
"so that the pupils won't be
able to get in." "Not
necessary," I said rather
portentously, "I shall
instruct the boys to keep out -
and they will." With but one
exception, they did.
Let
me remind you of the excellent
standard of teaching. Many of the
Staff in my time had to make
their way through various
difficulties, some caused by the
war and others by circumstances
dating back to the thirties. They
had seized their opportunities
when they came and, above most,
knew the value of education. They
could teach because their
experience and values were
self-evident They taught me as
well as teaching the pupils. For
instance, I remember how
carefully and with what
originality more than one teacher
examined the many boys who wanted
to join the School at twelve and
thirteen years of age. Another
example reflects on both teacher
and pupil. A master came to me
one day and said, "I have a
boy who ought to go to Oxford but
he is a late developer. He came
up by the Lower stream and so he
has no Latin." So we gave
him a couple of lessons and the
text-book used by the First Year.
After a week or two, the boy
brought me all the exercises in
the book with hardly a mistake. A
year or so later, I called to see
him at his Oxford college.
One
day, a parent telephoned me in
some anxiety. Was I justified in
suggesting that her son should
try for Oxford ? She didn't want
anyone to know that she was
consulting me so could she come
after dark to see me ? Was I
upsetting things, she said, when
she came, to give such hope to a
boy from an ordinary background ?
So I explained that he was one of
the two most brilliant pupils I
had ever taught: He went on to a
brilliant career - taught first
at PGS.
I
learnt a new level of compassion
here when a pupil died tragically
and the Chairman of the Governors
chided me on my failure to
control my emotions. There were
other funerals, too. John
Hawthorne's soon after I arrived
and, not much later, that of Mr
Briggs himself. He always seemed
to me a very senior sort of
person and so it is a very
sobering thought that I am
already older than he was when he
died. There are many more to whom
I should like to pay tribute if
there were time.
One
major difference between Mr
Briggs and myself was the
presence of a young wife and
young children; and I want to say
something to emphasize how
dependent I was, and still am, as
are we all, on our partners (for,
among other things, putting this
speech on the word-processor.
Furthermore, I believe that I was
the first Headmaster of the
School in its first four hundred
and twenty years who could change
a baby's nappy!
Unexpected
things happened too. On the very
first day of term at about 4.30
pro, I was secretly priding
myself on having got through the
day successfully when there was a
loud knock on my door. Outside
stood the Caretaker and two very
angry lady-cleaners. These two
had nearly, or actually, come to
blows because one accused the
other of having the Caretaker as
her 'fancy man' and would I
settle it. No amount of reading
The Times Educational Supplement
had prepared me for this.
Spencer
Briggs, as many of your will
know, was a very orderly man. All
detentions were noted in a book
like the one I have here and all
morning prayers were arranged in
a book also, like this. Half-way
through Assembly one morning, I
suddenly realised that I had
brought with me the wrong book.
No one enjoys admitting to having
made a mistake, so I was faced
with the choice - either
"Let us pray. The following
boys are in detention
tonight", or "The
following boys are in detention
tonight - Our Father who art in
Heaven".
Who
remembers the Mole Club? For
those who dont, membership was
restricted to those who had
hidden under the classroom floor,
without being missed, for the
whole of a lesson period, of
course, those trap-doors were
also used by workmen needing to
go below to see to pipes and
cables. One lunch-time, a man
emerged covered in dust after
working down there. A group of
Vth-formers was standing round
the hole watching. As the man
emerged, one of them said, in
that dead-pan way they have,
"It's no good, mister,
you're still in East
Germany".
Inevitably,
things change. Nowadays the buzz
word seems to be 'Management'.
Perhaps we have to keep this
blessed concept in its place and
to that end here is a little
story. In a large and successful
company, a ritual took place at.
the end of every month. The Chief
Accountant went up to the office
of the Managing Director, placed
upon his desk the current monthly
balance sheet and then retreated
a few respectful steps. After a
brief look at the document the
M.D. opened the middle right-hand
drawer of his desk, consulted
something inside and went back to
give the balance sheet his
further attention. After a little
time he would say, "Very
good, Mr Wilkins, thankyou very
much." Naturally, Mr Wilkins
became more and more curious to
know what was in that drawer.
Eventually, one day when the
Managing Director was away, the
accountant persuaded the
secretary to let him into the
M.D.'s office. Trembling, 'he
opened the middle drawer. Inside,
there lay a single card. On the
card were the words, "The
Credit balance is on the same
side as the window."
Why
should we not be nostalgic on an
occasion like this? ..... .but
our motto reminds us that the
future is also our concern and I
have been pleased to read in The
Old Prescotian and in the School
prospectus that new developments
continue to take place and that
the School flourishes. My time in
education has demonstrated the
truth of Bertrand Russell's adage
(adapted here) that perhaps it's
a good thing we cannot remember
the future. What would Gilbert
Lathum have thought if he could
have dipped into the future -
even further than human eye can
see it's the anniversary of
Tennyson's death, today ? Had he
been looking for a metaphor, he
would have pointed to the image
of the phoenix because as you
read the history of the School,
nothing is more clear than the
ability of the School to
re-create itself - literally
sometimes from its own ashes.
Long may it continue and 'To the
wall with political correctness'.
As for myself, I quote W.B. Yeats
on behalf of us all,
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